Here’s a short joke about a man who has not been feeling too good for a week or more. He finally decides to make an appointment with his doctor. His doctor looks a little bit worried, but in his professional way he smiles and say not to worry, He takes tests and tells the man to return in a week’s time.
One week later the man returns, and the doctor looks solemn and grave. “It not too good news,” he tells the man. “You have contracted a very rare disease that originates from Africa.”
“Is it serious?” askes the man a bit dumbfounded.
“Yes, I’m afraid it is,” replies the doctor. “It’s a disease called Yellow 24. We don’t know a lot about it, but it is fatal, and you’ve got no more than another 24 hours to live.”
The man was shocked. He left the doctor’s office in a daze. At home he tells his wife. She takes it well saying, “Look, there’s only one thing to do. We’ll go out and play bingo. At least it will take your mind off the situation.” The man agrees as there doesn’t seem anything else to do.
At the bingo hall he wins the first game, Then he wins the second game, and the third, and the fourth. In fact, he wins seven games straight in a row. The caller gets him up on stage to declare him the luckiest player the hall has ever seen.
“Hey folks,” the caller shouts. “Is this the luckiest bingo player in the whole of Britain, or what?”
The man turns to the caller and says, “I know you mean well, but I’m not lucky – I’ve got Yellow 24!”
“Yellow 24!” shouts the caller in surprise. “Would you believe it folks? He’s just won the bloody raffle as well!”
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